Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Enough Is Enough!

I was born in the small Acadian community of Cheticamp, Cape Breton, a fishing village dominated by the Church and an English fish buyer (Robin Jones & Whitman) for more than 100 years. The Church set rigid rules on how people should behave (no haymaking on Sunday and, in earlier days but still not that long ago, the need for members of the Sisters of Jesus to confess their sins in an open church while kneeling at the alter before a nun). Robin Jones, as the sole fish buyer in the area, set the price the men got paid for their fish, the price they paid for their fishing supplies and, as owner of the only grocery store in town, the price we all paid for our food. As in most company towns, not much cash exchanged hands. There were grumblings, of course, but these were easily stomped out by the local priest who’d stand in his pulpit in his flowery robes and warn his parishioners that showing disrespect towards one employer was a sin against God.
And that’s how things stood until another man arrived in town one day by the name of Moses Coady. He too was a priest but instead of cozying up to the company he went straight to the people, holding kitchen meetings and putting a new concept before them: they could gain control over their lives, he explained, if they formed a cooperative. In short, the buying and selling of fish, the cost of fishing supplies – even the price of groceries – would be set by this cooperative that would be owned by the community.
For a village that had been socially and economically dominated since its birth, this was a difficult notion to grasp. How would this actually take place? Was the whole concept even legal? But the person proposing this was a priest – white collar and all – so there had to be something to it. It was this that my mother and her neighbour were discussing one morning as the three of us made the 45 minute walk on a dirt road on our way to the Robin Jones & Whitman grocery store. I was only six at the time, kicking stones on the road to relieve my boredom but tuning in to the conversation and trying to get my head around the possibility that the kind of store we were headed for might somehow belong to “us”.
Father Coady’s challenge had awakened everyone. It took many more kitchen meetings before the community stood as one to establish a cooperative, but when it did it transformed not only the state of commerce in the town but the image people had of themselves. Today a large, well-stocked cooperative store graces Cheticamp’s main street along with a derelict Robin Jones building still standing as if in testimony to the power of people when they decide to come together.
But perhaps an even better example is the large black & white photograph pinned to the wall in the produce section inside the coop. It shows a packed community hall, taken back in the 40s, of people determined to do something to better their lives. It is this photograph that I long to see on my yearly visits back home. I gaze at the photograph over and over, going over every face that I can (several in the front row were my neighbours) and marvel at their resolve at the time to come together and say, enough is enough!
It is this resolve we seem to have lost. And as I reach my ripe old age and grudgingly try to make peace with it, it is this lack of people coming together to fight back that I find the hardest to accept. Yes, they’re fighting back all over the world – even giving up their lives for it. But here in Canada we re-elect a government that represents the wealthy versus the poor, the few versus the many, and then goes out of its way to frustrate the attempts of ordinary people and their organizations to create a better world. Instead of fighting this government tooth and nail we encourage it by giving it a majority.
So, much in the way I would take a shot of cortisone for my aching shoulders, I look forward to returning home to see that large photograph again at the “la Co-op” as it’s called in Cheticamp. To return to a time when fighting for human decency and human dignity was important enough for people to come together, talk it over and say, Yes, enough is enough!
Bert Deveaux

Friday, 27 May 2011

Fake News Update: Pope Announces True Location of The Garden of Eden... It’s Underneath the Alberta Oil Sands.



In an astonishing announcement from the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI announced that Catholic scholars have discovered the true location of the Biblical Garden of Eden. It turns out that the fabled paradise garden once sat squarely in the middle of what is now the Athabaska Oil Sands.
The discovery has come as a major blow to religious scholars everywhere. For years it was believed that the actual site of the garden was either underneath a mall parking lot in Cairo, Egypt or a Taco Bell in Tel Aviv, Israel.
Now that the discovery has been verified by the Pope himself and made completely official, Vatican officials have begun talks with some of the major oil companies who have operations in the tar sands.
 “We are deeply saddened to discover that one of the holiest sites in all of Christianity has been sullied by such an environmentally devastating operation,” said Cardinal Pierre D’Agneau, chief Vatican researcher. “That being said, we here at the Vatican feel that— as God’s true representatives here on earth— we should be entitled to some kind of royalty payments from the oil sands development. We may not be able to get back to paradise, but the Vatican summer beach party is coming up and it would be nice to buy a few jet skis for the other Cardinals.”
 A Vatican spokesperson says that the Cardinal is still waiting to hear back from the oil companies on this issue.

Thursday, 26 May 2011

An Ode to Operation Maple

By Joy - The Tiger - Taylor 2011

All I did was ask a question
At the showing of "Poor No More".
Suzanne demanded I make a video
Before she'd let me out the door.

In my living room-- lights and a camera,
While I sat there nervously.
Suzanne questioned and I answered
While it was David filming me.

There I was the kindly oldster,
No unfriendly bone had I.
Suddenly I was an angry senior
Staring the viewer in the eye.

Hammered away at Stephen Harper,
He's a Bully we can't deny.
Those who support him on their ballot
Will find him out like you and I.

Was there ever such a Senior--
Eighty eight and still alert?
Operation Maple had an inkling.
Was I a monster in a skirt?

Many thanks to all the people,
What more is there that I can say?
You have made this old broad famous.
Hope you have a perfect day!
Joy Taylor 2011 -- Just call me Tiger!

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